http://sodomymcscurvylegs.tumblr.com/post/174364420804/my-gay-ass-casting-avada-kedavra-at-the-battle-ofsodomymcscurvylegs

1800areyousnappin:

me-and-my-beard:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

My gay ass casting Avada Kedavra at the Battle of Hogwarts:

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EXPELLIARMUS!

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Ok but like, can y'all imagine how iconic it would be if she would fire up patronus and her otter would jump around her slaying whole scene with it’s light?

This is actually how you cast a patronus, but JKR never mentioned it because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s journey

https://gahdamnpunk.tumblr.com/post/177076944129/this-is-why-baby-boomers-think-we-can-pay-forgahdamnpunk

onthebroadway:

sushinfood:

smoochuu:

gahdamnpunk:

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

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im so mad

this is why they should all shut the hell up forever

Im livid fuck this

https://hustlerose.tumblr.com/post/181595465035/this-new-wave-of-porn-bots-less-than-2-weeks-afterhustlerose

hustlerose:

this new wave of porn bots less than 2 weeks after the ban is so fucking funny. good job staff you fixed the site so good.

https://catchymemes.tumblr.com/post/181184327690catchymemes

thynetruly:

imoverallofit:

He cookin

is that…a cat dryer..

omonistic:

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Happy Birthday Todoroki

http://deviantintention.tumblr.com/post/179241192582deviantintention

just-shower-thoughts:

Knowing our luck, we are probably in the alternate universe where there are no alternate universes.

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angedlpetitmort:

“I’m a writer,” I say, as I come up with characters and their appearances, personalities, interests, and interactions with other characters, but stare blankly at my computer screen, struggling to come up with a plot.

http://fuckoffstraightpeople.tumblr.com/post/128936692644/why-cant-female-heroes-kick-arse-in-heelsfuckoffstraightpeople

northray:

thestoryteller23:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

andy-the-anon:

crystalzelda:

ai-yo:

marzipanandminutiae:

brinigi:

overlypolitebisexual:

overlypolitebisexual:

“why can’t female heroes kick arse in heels” because it’s not practical and will literally snap your damn ankle you can scream weaponised femininity all you want but first off, you need to admit that they’re not an almighty symbol of empowerment, and secondly that if you do a job with a lot of physical activity in heels you’re risking your own safety. all these women fighting in heels on tv are going to end up seriously injuring themselves. 

weaponised femininity is a concept made up in an attempt to get us to embrace the industries created to hold us back/profit from our insecurities so that we can continue to fit into the male expectation of what a woman should be and not question why we are forced to spend thousands on our appearance every year

just a small anecdote. I had a friend who worked in theater; she was the stage manager and an actress came to her in tears one day because the director absolutely refused to let her do a choreographed fight scene in less than 3 inch heels because “they’re platforms so you’ll be okay.” My friend, who is a woman’s size 10, brought her own heels in the next day and DEMANDED the director put them on and try the choreography before the actress did it. He finally agreed to change it, without putting the heels on.

so like I know you might think of “all those women on tv fighting in heels” as fictional woman who WOULD hurt themselves in real life, but its fiction so its okay…except those women are portrayed by real actresses who are actually fighting in actual heels, being directed by dudes who have never worn a pair of heels in their lives, alongside men who aren’t expected to constantly wear things that make their stunts 2x more dangerous than they have to be. Just a thought.

Men take “let’s see feminine women being badass” to mean “let’s see women impractically focused on their appearance in combat situations.“

That’s why I loved Black Panther even more Nakia took off her heels and used them as weapons and was running and driving around barefoot in that one scene

A number of stuntwomen have spoken out about getting injured on sets because the character is wearing heels and skimpy clothing that provide no protection or padding. It literally harms rl women.

https://amp.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/29/why-stuntwomen-are-in-more-danger-than-men

The only way I wanna see a women fight with heels is if she takes them off and fights with them a la Mulan/Nakia style.

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sorry i can’t hear the noise of male entitlement over the sound of Evangeline Lilly and every other woman sighing in frustration

They photoshopped the heels onto wonder woman. Not even Gal Gadot could fight in them, but it was so important to The Look™ that they frame by frame added them. Gal wore flats to the red carpet in protest.

My high school had a dress code that required skirts and pantyhose/tights for girls. Our male gym teacher insisted ten minutes was more than enough time to change after gym class. We asked him if he’d ever tried to put on pantyhose over sweaty/damp legs. He tried it. Took 45 minutes. Two things changed: all-male school board changed the dress code for girls to include dress pants, and our gym change time increased to 20 minutes. Men literally have no frame of reference for their privilege and misogyny and need to be schooled.

https://lovingtasm.tumblr.com/post/181932312283/very-important-imageslovingtasm

lovingtasm:

very important images

http://non-bunnary.tumblr.com/post/164123704184/takes-deep-breath-hades-is-not-hell-hades-isnon-bunnary

seafoamlovechild:

pftones3482:

non-bunnary:

*Takes deep breath*

Hades is not Hell

Hades is just where people go after they die there’s no suffering no fire it’s just where you go unless you’re really fuckin bad then they chuck you into Tartarus

Stop applying Western Christianity symbolism to a mutitheistic religion that isn’t even remotely similar I’m begging you please

Three different parts of the realm of Hades:

Fields of Punishment. For murderers, rapists, people with no good redeeming qualities, people who had gone against the gods (Sisyphus and Tantalus come to mind).

Fields of Asphodel/Asphodel Meadows. The basic crowd, the largest bunch. People who were an even mix of good and bad. Unremarkable, nothing happens there, you just wander around for eternity.

Elysium/Elysian Fields. For the pure of heart, the sacrificial ones, the people who died heroes. Within Elysium is the Isle of the Blest, or the place for those who chose rebirth and ended up in Elysium three times when they died. Very exclusive, very small, basically the equivalent of Eden.

Different myths say different things about who goes where, but those three places are always the same.

Tartarus was generally reserved for monsters and titans, though I’m sure some myths would argue for evil humans being thrown there as well.

Hades is the RULER of the Underworld. Not the Underworld itself.

Reblogging because I did NOT know that rebirth was an option in Hellenismos. This is honestly pretty cool. I wonder if they had a belief in something akin to ghosts (souls trapped on Earth for one reason or another) too… Gotta read up on that.

https://judgejudyofficial.tumblr.com/post/178392796455/my-soul-has-not-known-peace-since-i-discoveredjudgejudyofficial

judgejudyofficial:

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my soul has not known peace since I discovered this image

https://ankle-beez.tumblr.com/post/174636180421/looney-tunes-show-wasnt-fucking-aroundankle-beez

ankle-beez:

Looney Tunes Show wasn’t fucking around

https://pretty-scaryy.tumblr.com/post/175994701515/i-need-this-hoodiepretty-scaryy
knives-eyes:
“i need this hoodie
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knives-eyes:

i need this hoodie

https://fenrisrart.tumblr.com/post/181585829265/software-instabilityfenrisrart

fenrisrart:

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software instability^

chubby